Ek sher doctor ki zubani:
Hoon main doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse wahan,
Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai,
mujhe apni wife ko “SISTER” kehna parh raha

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Boy: Ay befwafa tu ney dil jala dia
       dil jal kar rakh ho gia 
Girl: Teri ye qurbani bekar nahi jye gi
RaAKHidher bhej
do “bartan” dhoney ke kam ayegi ….

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Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p

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Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

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aik baat bataon raaz ki
karo us larki sey asshqi
jis k chehre pey ho sadgi
sanso main ho taazgi
chandni ho chand kee
raani ho wo raat ki
khushboo ho gulab ki
batain karay pyar ki
nazuk ho mizzajj ki
achy ho ikhlaq ki
paband ho namaz ki
khidmat karay ma bap ki
aur kahay
main hon sirf aap ki…:p

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