voh jo us mehfil mein jaa kar baithe hai,
koi unse jaa kar keh de ki hum unpar mare baithe hai,
agar phir bhi voh naa mane, toh unse kehna
ki is mehphil mein unse bhi acche baithe hai!!!!

Gungat Mein usey Dekha To Dewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua


Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari

Nigahen apki khanjar hai
to aapki adaye kisi bandook se kaam nahi
jo log aap pe martey hai
un bewqufo mey se hum nahi.


Sharm unne aati hain joo sharm see sharmata hain
hum to wo besharam hain jo sharam hum see sharmati hain

JAB SE AINAK LAGI NAZAR WAALI
ZHAER LAGNE LAGI HAI GHER WAALI

Hari mirch

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai,

Aur sanson mein Aag ab tak hain,

Aur kyon na ho...

Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirch' hai.

Jise samjha Leher Pepsi Woh nikla Jeher Pepsi Jise samjha Coca Cola Woh nikla Dhoka Cola Ab piyo wine and Whisky Life hoga No More Risky

Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri Dil ne kaha dildar nikla Par hai re meri footi kismat, Nahaya hua sardar nikla

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain

Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain

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kya baat hai teri aankhon main kis number ka chashma lagati hoo? baloon say khushboo aati hai tum konsa shampoo lagati hoo? yeh aankhan teri neeli hain yeh zulfain teri kali hain phir rang tumhara peela kyon? kya peela ubtan lagati hoo? yoon un say larna thik nahi yeh tarzay takallum thik nahi kya baat hain hum main un ki bajay kis baat ka maska lagati hoo? tera chehra hai masoom buhut yeh jaisay hoo mazloom buhut yeh til tumhara asli hai ya surma ka til lagati hoo? yeh gaal tumharay surkh gulab chehra bhi ek khuli kitaab kya aankhan tumhari bhaingi hain? jo kala chashma lagati hoo bachay tum ko dekh kay rootay hain moo dhoo kay jab tum aati hoo kis baat ki kooshish karti hoo? kyon bachoon ko darati hoo?